blindguymcsqueezie: ditch-able-prom-date: thetableistryingtoeatme: Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class. shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science” shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
bunnywith: shakespeareintellectualbadass: examples that prove being a fangirl works Ginny Weasley Kate Middleton Peeta Mellark Evanna Lynch Amy Pond you forgot David Tennant David Tennant is probably the best example of how being a crazed fan can make your dreams come true. He grew up watching Doctor Who, was cast as the tenth Doctor after be broke into the set wearing his homemade...
kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
captainfrancesca: anime parents must be so confused like “we both have brown hair why is our daughter’s hair BLUE”
katkinkat: *forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
peanutbutta: It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
kylobe: sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
mintparades: will graham (◡‿◡✿) will graham avoiding eye contact (✿◠‿◠) will graham with dogs (◕‿◕✿) will graham covered in blood (⊙‿⊙✿) will graham fantasizing about brutal murder (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧.
sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know you really live up to your url
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
downloading-new-emotion: commander-banana: I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it. i’ve been looking for this post my entire life
tobuildaholmes: the-lioness-rampant: satanmoriarty: eiyoko: What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something well what a shitty fanfiction this is it doesn’t even have smut it’s just angst and tragedy
tanakas: if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
Returning to Tumblr after a few days
undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
areyoutryingtodeduceme: I suddenly don’t care about a n y t h i n g
wordswordsworlds: Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
high-blogging: lntelligent: i wish self-hatred burned calories